| The President got on TV and there was nary a dry eye
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| He said he loved his country and mom and apple pie
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| He said he was a proud man and he liked his home fries grilled
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| And as for countries harboring terrorists, those people should be killed
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| He said we’d send our bombers to deal with rogue states
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| And all those evil people would have to meet their fates
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| So it was with some trepidation that I looked up to the skies
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| 'cause I was driving past Fort Benning when I came to realize
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| That I guess we’re gonna have to bomb Columbus, Georgia, home of the infamous
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| SOA
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| 'Cause they train the death squads of Colombia who commit a massacre every day
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| Civilians are their targets, folks just like you and me
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| I guess that makes them terrorists, any idiot must agree
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| And I was heading further south for a vacation to spend some time hanging on
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| the beach
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| Soaking up some sun and playing volleyball with all my troubles out of reach
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| And then I saw Brothers to the Rescue flying in the clouds above my head
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| And I thought this trip might not be too restful if tomorrow I am dead
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| 'Cause I guess we’re gonna have to bomb Miami, with all those insurgents
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| running loose
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| Killing Cubans at the Bay of Pigs and elsewhere, they say they’ve got some kind
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| of excuse
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| But isn’t terror terror irregardless if your victim is a fan of Karl Marx
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| So let’s bring on the cluster bombs and napalm, kill off some people,
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| fish and sharks
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| Well I thought I would head north, go someplace where I might feel safe
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| These thoughts all seemed a bit unsettling, I was feeling a bit like a lost waif
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| It was then I thought I’d move to Costa Rica, though such a thing seemed
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| terribly uncouth
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| Because I suddenly realized with horror, the terrifying clear and present truth
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| I guess we’re gonna have to bomb Washington, DC, 'cause terrorists are lurking
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| all around
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| Sending soldiers, guns and money wherever death squads and dictators may be
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| found
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| So let’s appreciate the situation, take your Orwell off the shelves
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| If we are to listen to our President then we’re going to have to bomb ourselves |