| Ooh, wee
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| Ah wow
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| Lights, camera, action
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| There’s a star upon your door
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| Have your machine call my machine
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| We’ll do lunch on the cutting room floor
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| We’re over budget
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| 98 percent not there
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| And when the back door hits you
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| Where the good Lord split you
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| Tell us honey, who does your hair?
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| How does he do it? |
| Why’s he do it?
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| Oh yeah, yes, it’s true
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| And the flavor of the month is you
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| Practice, practice, practice
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| Just to get to Carnegie
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| We’ll need 10 percent and that’s off the top
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| Gross, not net to me
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| Get it on
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| Honey, 'cause it’s showtime!
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| Just play the song, oh
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| Baby, 'cause it’s showtime!
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| Oh, oh, oh
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| Produce me daddy
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| Takin' 8 to the bar
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| Big, bigger, biggest
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| With the right lighting you’ll go far
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| Here today, gone late today
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| And it’s club dates in the sticks
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| And you’re beautiful babe, don’t never shave
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| No prob, we’ll fix it in the mix
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| Just leave your name and number
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| In the dumpster when you’re through
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| Oh yeah
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| Don’t call us, we’ll call you
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| Oscar, Grammy, triple whammy
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| Cut, and that’s the take
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| I said quit complainin', where’s my agent?
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| Don’t you know how much I make?
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| Get it on, oh yeah
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| Baby, 'cause it’s showtime! |
| Wooh
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| Just play the song, oh, oh, oh, oh
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| Baby 'cause it’s showtime!
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| Okay, okay, this is it
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| Here it is
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| Wooh
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| Oh yeah
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| Ooh wee
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| Once to the close and go
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| Leave your name and number
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| In the dumpster when you’re through
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| Woah yeah
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| Don’t call us, we’ll call you
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| And it’s play it like they paid ya
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| And your photo goes on the car wash wall
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| But somehow ain’t it worth it
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| When you hear that curtain call
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| It’s Showtime!
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| Oh, baby 'cause it’s showtime! |
| Oh yeah
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| Just play the song
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| Baby, 'cause it’s showtime! |
| Ooh yeah
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| Let’s get it on
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| 'Cause it’s showtime! |
| Ooh yeah
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| Just play the song
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| People, 'cause it’s showtime!
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| Wow
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| Hit it! |