| Well, if you crave for romance
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| I will show up bearing flowers
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| And if you need a good listener
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| I can hear you talk for hours
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| If you’ve need of something stronger
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| Well, I will be your man
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| And if you want somebody just to make the effort
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| I’ll do everything I can
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| Well, just don’t go pinning all your hopes down on me
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| ‘Cause I can make you pretty promise, girl
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| But that’s no guarantee
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| ‘Cause I’m no perfect soul
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| These days I’m rolling out of control
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| But all I know to be true
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| Is I got good intentions for you
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| So if you need a cleaner
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| Well, I’ll take out the trash
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| And if you’re short of money, girl
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| Well, I can spare a little cash
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| And if cannot hold your liquour
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| Oh, honey, I’ll hold back your hair
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| If all you need is some distraction, girl |