Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Waiter, artist - David Baerwald. Album song Triage, in the genre ПопDate of issue: 31.12.1991
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: A&M
Song language: English
The Waiter |
| Good evening sir and madam, I would like to introduce myself |
| I’ll be your waiter and your friend for the evening |
| My only purpose is to serve and if I might observe |
| Madam is looking quite spectacular this evening |
| And if I might suggest the trout is very, very fresh |
| And the chef has taken pains with the sauces |
| And the pastries are divine and we have a special wine |
| Brought directly back from Paris by our bosses |
| Am I alone in this? |
| Am I alone… |
| I am your waiter and I am ordinary and I am the wildest in the world… |
| I am your waiter and I am ordinary and I hope you enjoy your evening |
| The specials tonight are the fresh fish and a radish |
| Directly from the farm and the harbor |
| Though I must recommend the oysters Hollandaise |
| I’m told it increases your ardor |
| The coffee tonight is the Brazilian espresso |
| The liqueur the Tia Maria |
| I’m in a spin, I’m swept, I’m asexual sundered |
| Split apart in sweeping fields of color |
| Am I alone in this? |
| Am I alone… |
| I am your waiter and I am ordinary and I am the wildest in the world… |
| I am your waiter and I am ordinary and I hope you enjoy your evening |
| Whole waiting |
| Waiting and whole… |
| The walls of the walls they flicker and fade |
| Soft and hard in a swift parade |
| In shining rooms sublimely made |
| I am a waiter |
| A shadow flickers a face sweeps by |
| Transparent in the shining window |
| I am recognized by a stranger |
| I am someone that they knew |
| They know someone that I was |
| I must be that someone |
| But I’m not the evidence denied |
| That someone is not I |
| I am a waiter |
| The boxer trains, the baby cries, the waiter waits |
| All boxers train, all babies cry, all waiters wait |
| In towers and gutters and soft sweet rooms |
| Eating takeout or escargot |
| Or drinking coffee from a paper cup |
| Or Chateau Rothschild from a crystal goblet |
| Am I alone in this? |
| Am I alone… |
| I am your waiter and I am ordinary and I am the wildest in the world… |