| They’re downsizing John’s department
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| His hours got cut
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| But he does the best he can
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| And who’s the richer man?
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| He picked up some work on Tuesdays
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| Mowing the lawns at a high school in Arlington
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| And who’s the richer man?
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| Oh oh oh oh oh (3x)
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| Who’s the richer man?
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| Charles made a lot on Wall Street
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| He’s got a house on the beach
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| And goes jogging in the sand
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| And who’s the richer man?
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| His girlfriend’s just out of high school
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| She looks like a model
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| And she’s got a lovely tan
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| And who’s the richer man?
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| Oh oh oh oh oh (3x)
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| Who’s the richer man?
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| And some they say
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| That love’s the only thing
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| That drives the fear away
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| I knew guy who took his life
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| With 30 million in the bank
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| When you’re laying down to die
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| And there ain’t no one to love you
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| By your side
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| And who’s the richer man?
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| John camps with his son on weekends
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| They fish in the river
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| And eat baked beans from a can
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| And who’s the richer man?
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| His wife likes to watch Sopranos
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| She cats bowls of ice cream
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| Fries bananas in a pan
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| And who’s the richer man?
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| Oh oh oh oh oh (3x)
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| Who’s the richer man?
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| Well Charles doesn’t see his kids much
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| They live with his ex
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| And he gets 'em on odd weekends
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| Who’s the richer man?
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| His girlfriend is off to rehab
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| His stocks took a tumble
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| And his drinking took off again
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| Who’s the richer man?
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| Oh oh oh oh oh (3x)
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| Who’s the richer man? |