
Date of issue: 06.03.2009
Song language: English
If That Ain't Country (Part 2) |
Well I’m just an old man now covered with scars |
Most of them I got fightin' in them redneck bars |
And A bunch of brand new tattoos that Squench put on me |
He covered up the ones I’d gotten years ago |
Back in prison when I was just Dave Coe |
And I wasn’t famous then and I wasn’t free |
You know I grew up in a three room run down shack |
At the foot of the hill by the railroad track |
Where decent folks don’t go when the sun goes down |
My daddy worked at the Goodyear tire and rubber company |
And he worked on cars |
My momma went to church and my daddy went to bars |
Most people just called it the hillbilly part of town |
I had a '55 Chevy when I was fifteen |
I painted it red cause I was still green |
Hell I couldn’t even afford to buy it gas |
Had a .410 rifle and a bowie knife to |
Red Man tobacco that I liked to chew |
And we’d count the cars when the trains went past |
And if that ain’t country I’ll kiss your ass |
If that ain’t country it’ll hair lip the pope |
If that ain’t country it’s a damn good joke |
I’ve been on the Grand Ol Opry and I know Johnny Cash |
And if he ain’t country I’ll kiss your ass |
You know one of my sisters was a lady of the night |
Then one day she saw the light |
Now she don’t do those things that she used to do |
She never made the funeral when my daddy died |
I said I’d forgive her but I guess I lied |
Cause there ain’t no way to hide the way that I feel |
Me and my brothers took our sister Diane |
Down to the funeral home to see the old man |
Jimmy was the oldest and Diane she was the youngest one |
Jack and Ray was in the middle and then there was me |
And I’m the one that turned 23 |
And grew up to be that yankee’s rebel son |
Times are changing I heard Bob Dylan say |
It’s been fifteen now since my father passed away |
But I can still picture him in his overalls |
Standin' around the house where he made his deals |
Around the porch there was a bunch of old wheels |
And some used Harley Davidson parts that he sold for cash |
There was fifty holes in an old tin roof |
Me and my family was livin' proof |
Everybody called us old poor white trash |
And if that ain’t country I’ll kiss your ass |
If that ain’t country it’ll hair lip the pope |
If that ain’t country it’s a damn good joke |
I’ve been on the Grand Ol Opry and I know Johnny Cash |
And if he ain’t country I’ll kiss your ass |
And if that ain’t country I’ll kiss your ass |
And if that ain’t country I’ll kiss your ass |
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