Lyrics Florida Time - Dave's True Story

Florida Time

Jawolski came by Sunday
Gave ten points on the Colts
He looks just like Ted Bundy did
The day he ate the volts
Doin' FLORIDA TIME
Doin' FLORIDA TIME
You can hardly make the steak out
From the gristle and the bone
I would’ve ordered take out
If they’d let me use the phone
Doin' FLORIDA TIME
Doin' FLORIDA TIME
I missed my wife the other day
I’ve pissed my lovin' life away
Doin' FLORIDA TIME
The lakes of hell won’t freeze us
The fires of hell won’t burn
'Caus I’ve been touched by Jesus
And I’v touched him in return
Doin' FLORIDA TIME
Doin' FLORIDA TIME
The Devil came to life one day
But did not throw the knife away
Now I’m doing FLORIDA TIME
(Instrumental)
The chaplain reeks of highballs
There’s nothing he won’t bless
The flaps are for the eyeballs
So there won’t be a mess
Doin' FLORIDA TIME
Doin' FLORIDA TIME
My mother’s eyes were blue and clear
Now why should I be sitting here
Doin' FLORIDA TIME?
It’s been eight years since I sliced her
But you still can taste the fear
A shame that do good shyster
Couldn’t catch the governor’s ear
'Cause it’s FLORIDA TIME
Doin' FLORIDA TIME
I missed my wife the other day
I’ve pissed my lovin' life away
Doin' FLORIDA TIME