| When I was a little biddy boy
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| My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
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| Silver bells hangin' on a string
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| She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
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| Oh, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
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| I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
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| My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
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| I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
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| Then momma took me to Sunday school
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| They tried to teach me the golden rule
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| Ev’rytime the choir would sing
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| I’d take out my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
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| Oh, my ding-a-ling…
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| And then momma took me to Grammar school
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| But I stopped off in the vestibule
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| Ev’ry time that bell would ring
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| Catch me playin' with my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
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| Oh, my ding-a-ling…
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| Once I was climbin' the garden wall
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| I slipped and had a terrible fall
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| I fell so hard I heard bells ring
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| But held on to my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
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| Oh, my ding-a-ling…
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| I remember the girl next door
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| We used to play house on the kitchen floor
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| She’d be the queen, I’d be the king
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| And I let her play with my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
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| Oh, my ding-a-ling…
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| Once I was swimmin' 'cross Turtle Creek
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| Man, them snappers all around my feet
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| Sure was hard swimmin' 'cross that thing
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| With both hands holdin' my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
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| Oh, my ding-a-ling…
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| The girl downstairs, she’s a big and bold
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| Grandma warned me, she’s too old
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| She used to take me swingin' in a schoolyard swing
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| Swing down and take my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
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| Oh, my ding-a-ling…
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| This here song it ain’t so sad
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| The cutest little song you ever had
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| Those of you who will not sing
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| You must be playin' with your own ding-a-ling!
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| Oh, your ding-a-ling, oh, your ding-a-ling
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| We saw you playin' with your ding-a-ling!
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| Well, my ding-a-ling, everybody sing
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| I want to play with my ding-a-ling!
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| My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
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| I want to play with my ding-a-ling! |