![You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Darius Rucker](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/328475100253925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 26.10.2014
Record label: Capitol Records Nashville
Song language: English
You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch |
You really are a heel. |
You’re as cuddly as a cactus, |
And as charming as an eel, |
Mr. Grinch! |
You’re a bad banana, |
With a greasy black peel! |
You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch! |
Your heart’s an empty hole. |
Your brain is full of spiders. |
You’ve got garlic in your soul, |
Mr. Grinch! |
I wouldn’t touch you |
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! |
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch! |
You have termites in your smile. |
You have all the tender sweetness |
Of a seasick crocodile, |
Mr. Grinch! |
Given the choice between the two of you, |
I’d take the seasick crocodile! |
You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch! |
You’re a nasty, wasty skunk! |
Your heart is full of unwashed socks. |
Your soul is full of gunk, |
Mr. Grinch! |
The three words that best describe you |
Are as follows, and I «e, |
«Stink, stank, stunk!» |
You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch! |
You’re the king of sinful sots! |
Your heart’s a dead tomato, |
Splotched with moldy, purple spots, |
Mr. Grinch! |
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap, |
Overflowing with the most disgraceful |
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, |
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots! |
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch! |
With a nauseous super naus! |
You’re a crooked jerky jockey, |
And you drive a crooked hoss, |
Mr. Grinch! |
You’re a three-decker sauerkraut |
and toadstool sandwich, |
With arsenic sauce! |
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