
Date of issue: 06.08.2012
Record label: Jasmine
Song language: English
Stanislavsky (From "The Court Jester") |
Who is the world’s greatest actor? |
And how did I get that way? |
Who made me a genius, the greatest projector |
Who ever wore a toupee? |
Who made me most miserable Hamlet |
The deadest Romeo who died for his bride? |
Who made me most awful Dr. Jekyll? |
And then made me Hyde? |
Stanislavsky! |
Stanislavsky of the Moskia Theater |
Stanislavsky, a director from the heart! |
I will never forget the day I first meet the great master |
He took me by the hand |
And beat my head against the wall! |
And in one word |
In one word he told me the secret |
Of the great Stanislavsky Method: |
Suffer! |
That’s all |
Suffer! |
You must live before you give! |
Suffer! |
You must ache before you make! |
Suffer! |
You must think before you stink! |
Suffer! |
Suffer! |
Suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer! |
Suffer, and the audience suffers with you |
Stanislavsky! |
Stanis… |
I will never forget the day |
They give me first part to play |
I’m supposed to play part of sailor |
But first I must suffer! |
What I’m going to do? |
I join navy, become sailor |
First day out, big storm! |
At first I was afraid I was going to die! |
Then I was afraid I wasn’t going to die! |
But I suffered! |
I came back to Moskva |
And in this part I was wow! |
Here is what the great critic, Georginya Sasha Vladimir Nathan say: |
«Just like in America, three and a half stars» |
So if you want career on stage |
You mustn’t dream of merely acting |
Use the Stanislavsky Method |
Of Mental Chiropractic |
Be a tree, be a sled |
Be a fearful spool of thread |
Be a storm, a piece of lace |
A subway train, an empty space |
Take it fast, take it slow |
Hello Moe, hello Joe |
I just got back from a wonderful show! |
Stanislavsky! |
Stanis… |
I will never forget the day |
Louella Harper said I stink |
I was playing part of stable boy |
It was in great Russian tragedy |
It was beautiful |
Everybody died |
I also play part in great Chekhov comedy |
Everybody died |
But they died happy! |
This makes it funny |
But I will never forget the day of my greatest triumph |
I was playing part of antique mahogany bureau |
So convincing in the third act |
My drawers fell out |
And who is the man who loosened my screws? |
Who pulled me all apart? |
Stanislavsky! |
Stanislavsky of the Moskia! |
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