| Who is the world’s greatest actor?
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| And how did I get that way?
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| Who made me a genius, the greatest projector
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| Who ever wore a toupee?
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| Who made me most miserable Hamlet
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| The deadest Romeo who died for his bride?
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| Who made me most awful Dr. Jekyll?
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| And then made me Hyde?
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| Stanislavsky!
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| Stanislavsky of the Moskia Theater
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| Stanislavsky, a director from the heart!
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| I will never forget the day I first meet the great master
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| He took me by the hand
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| And beat my head against the wall!
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| And in one word
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| In one word he told me the secret
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| Of the great Stanislavsky Method:
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| Suffer!
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| That’s all
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| Suffer! |
| You must live before you give!
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| Suffer! |
| You must ache before you make!
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| Suffer! |
| You must think before you stink!
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| Suffer! |
| Suffer! |
| Suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer!
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| Suffer, and the audience suffers with you
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| Stanislavsky! |
| Stanis…
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| I will never forget the day
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| They give me first part to play
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| I’m supposed to play part of sailor
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| But first I must suffer!
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| What I’m going to do?
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| I join navy, become sailor
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| First day out, big storm!
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| At first I was afraid I was going to die!
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| Then I was afraid I wasn’t going to die!
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| But I suffered!
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| I came back to Moskva
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| And in this part I was wow!
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| Here is what the great critic, Georginya Sasha Vladimir Nathan say:
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| «Just like in America, three and a half stars»
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| So if you want career on stage
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| You mustn’t dream of merely acting
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| Use the Stanislavsky Method
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| Of Mental Chiropractic
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| Be a tree, be a sled
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| Be a fearful spool of thread
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| Be a storm, a piece of lace
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| A subway train, an empty space
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| Take it fast, take it slow
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| Hello Moe, hello Joe
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| I just got back from a wonderful show!
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| Stanislavsky! |
| Stanis…
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| I will never forget the day
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| Louella Harper said I stink
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| I was playing part of stable boy
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| It was in great Russian tragedy
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| It was beautiful
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| Everybody died
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| I also play part in great Chekhov comedy
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| Everybody died
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| But they died happy!
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| This makes it funny
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| But I will never forget the day of my greatest triumph
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| I was playing part of antique mahogany bureau
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| So convincing in the third act
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| My drawers fell out
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| And who is the man who loosened my screws?
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| Who pulled me all apart?
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| Stanislavsky!
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| Stanislavsky of the Moskia! |