| The most important thing we’ve learned,
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| The most important thing we’ve learned,
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| So far as children are concerned,
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| Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
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| Them near your television set
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| Or better still, just don’t install
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| The idiotic thing at all.
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| Never Ever Let Them
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| Never Ever Let Them
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| Ooh Ooh
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| Never Ever Let Them
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| It rots the senses in the mind!
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| It kills Imagination dead!
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| It clogs and clutters up the mind!
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| It makes a child so dull and blind!
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| So Dull So Dull !
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| He can no Longer understand
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| A fairytale and a fairyland!
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| A Fairyland a Fairyland!
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| His brain becomes as soft as cheese!
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| His powers of thinking rust and freeze!
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| He cannot think he only sees!
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| He only Sees
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| He only Sees
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| Regarding little Mike Teavee,
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| We very much regret that we Shall simply have to wait and see
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| If we can get him back his height.
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| But if we can’t it serves him right. |