Lyrics Pottymouth - Danielson

Pottymouth

Dialogue:
Rachel: Hey, Meg!
I heard you went on a date last night
Megan: Oh yeah?
Who’d you hear that from?
Rachel: Your old lady told me.
You know she can’t keep a secret.
How was it?
Megan: Well, he picked me up at seven.
He looked pretty good.
He even opened
the door for me.
I knew I saw something good beneath that bad boy facade.
We were driving to the bowling alley, got a flat tire.
He got out and started
changing it, but it seemed to take forever.
So I rolled down the window to ask
him if everything was okay, ya know?
There was a huge crash, and I think the
car fell on his foot or something.
I dunno, Rach.
He started… started mumbling
this strange language.
Something… something I’d never heard before
Rachel: What do you mean?
(Man screaming unintelligibly in background.)
Megan: I can’t explain it.
He just kept mumbling this strange language over and
over again
Rachel: Well, what happened next?
Megan: I didn’t say anything to him.
He got back in the car and we continued
driving to the bowling alley.
I could tell his foot was kind of sore.
We got to the bowling alley and started to bowl a serious game.
I kept getting strikes so that was really cool.
He wasn’t doing too well and
started getting mad.
In the last frame he tried to show off and did a little
spin.
I felt so bad for him — he dropped his ball on his bad foot by accident.
Then I heard him speaking that strange language again
(Man screaming unintelligibly.)
Rachel: The same exact language?
Megan: Yeah.
He didn’t stop for a long time.
I just looked at him and I thought,
«What's this all about?»
Rachel: Well, how did it end?
Megan: He drove me back to the house after I beat him totally.
He limped out of
the car and shuffled with me to my front door.
He told me that he had a great
time and asked me for another date.
I kinda just stood there thinking, «How am I gonna say, 'No way'?»
Then —
Rachel: And then?
Megan: He got this silly, glassy, romantic look in his eye and…
Rachel: And what?
Megan: He leaned in for a kiss!
Man: Hey baby (unintelligible vocals, kissing sounds)
Rachel: He didn’t!
Megan: Oh yes, he did!
He leaned in for a kiss, and you know what I did?
Rachel: Tell me, tell me!
Megan: I just pushed him away and told him where it’s at!
Won’t kiss no pottymouth!
Away with pottymouth!
Zip up that pottymouth!
Tough talk now walk!
Now walk!