| Did I step on your trumpet
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| Or did I lump
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| Lump them in with you?
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| (Did he step on your trumpet
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| Or did he lump?)
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| I put your name on the ballot
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| 'Cause you should run
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| Though you don’t want to
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| (He put your name on the ballot
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| Thought you should run)
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| I been called the wet blanket
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| By cranks who I outrank
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| With no thanks
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| Who do not have a clue
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| Yes, I know how to be quiet
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| Just one more thing
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| I made you something
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| (He thinks he knows how to be quiet
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| Made you something)
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| I wrote for you a lovely sonnet
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| 'Bout two great friends
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| Yours truly and you
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| We’ll grant just one social skill
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| Share a gesture of good will
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| How
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| I try
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| To relate
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| With
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| My shipmates
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| Then I just start blurting out the first thing my mind
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| How’m I looking in your frilly bonnet
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| With a diamond on it?
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| I guess I better go
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| (How's he looking in your frilly bonnet
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| With a diamond on it?)
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| I’m a people magnet
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| When I wear your jacket
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| Good luck getting this
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| Pleasing people
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| Is so predictable
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| We love you now
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| Then stab you how many
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| Times I obsess
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| And am making a mess
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| Failing to impress you
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| In all that I can’t do
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| Would you take care of my pet parrot
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| And feed him, please?
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| He speaks less than me
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| (Would you take care of his pet parrot
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| And kill him, please?)
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| You speak so much about my casket
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| My body basket
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| Did I do something wrong?
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| (You speak so much about his casket
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| His body basket)
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| We’ll grant one more social clue
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| The landfill shall be home to you
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| All my ships
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| Sailing relations
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| Have finally found
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| Who I am made out to be
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| Bein' free
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| Of
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| Pleasing people
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| Is so predictable
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| We love you now
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| Then stab you how many
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| Times I obsess
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| And am making a mess
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| Failing to impress you
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| In all that I can’t
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| Be just who you’re made to be
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| Papa is so mighty please with thee |