| Monkey middle with a fiddle
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| In a real tight ragtime band
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| Cause a blaze of fame and fortune
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| Heard so loud across the land
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| And those little people who buy those records
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| Sit lonely in their homes with
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| Funny faces falling into the great unknown
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| They got little polak-dot undies
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| And you know they have their fun
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| They got matching ties and curtains
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| And they get their washing done
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| But come evening comes a feeling
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| When they lay their burdens down
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| When they put that record on
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| The house is jumpin' with excitement
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| Everyone’s acting out of character
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| But everything goes back to normal
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| A half an hour later
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| And everyone acts like nothing happened
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| As that record goes back int he sleeve
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| That’s one house guest that’ll never leave
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| Monkey middle with a fiddle
|
| In a real tight ragtime band
|
| Cause a blaze of fame and fortune
|
| Heard so loud across the land
|
| And those little people who buy those records
|
| Sit lonely in their homes with
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| Funny faces falling into the great unknown |