| If I had my own way
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| You’d be with me here today
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| But I rarely have my own way
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| I guess that’s why you’re not here with me today
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| And the librarian said
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| 'You can’t buy no respect'
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| I said, ‘Hey, lady, what can you expect
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| When I’m lying on the floor?'
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| You’re a lovely lady but you don’t wanna be
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| No girl of mine
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| Well the only thing you ever done for me
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| Was help me waste my time
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| And I saw you at the funeral
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| You were standing there like a temple
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| I said ‘Hi! |
| How are you? |
| Hello!'
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| And I pulled up a casket and crawled in
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| Yes, I did
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| Climbed up a mountain and I looked around
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| Some kind of circus with all them clowns
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| I said hey wait a minute can we slow down a bit
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| And I almost got hit by a truck
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| Well it just goes to show you that we’re all on our own
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| Scrounging for our own share of good luck
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| Stab your brother in the back
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| And pick up your paycheck
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| Good-bye lonely heart drawings
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| You never did work anyhow
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| I’m looking for a nice girl
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| And I don’t want no cow
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| I’m heading out west
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| Gonna find me the best
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| Well, I played the game but I failed the test
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| If I can’t be a lover then I’ll be a pest
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| Yes, I will |