| I Can Do That |
|---|
| I’m watchin’Sis |
| Go pitterpat. |
| Said, |
| «I can do that, |
| I can do that.» |
| Knew ev’ry step |
| Right off the bat. |
| Said, |
| «I can do that, |
| I can do that.» |
| One morning Sis won’t go to dance class |
| I grabbed her shoes and tights and all, |
| But my foot’s too small, |
| So, |
| I stuff her shoes |
| With extra socks, |
| Run seven blocks |
| In nothin’flat. |
| Hell, |
| I can do that, |
| I can do that. |
| I got to class |
| And had it made, |
| And so I stayed |
| The rest of my life. |
| All thanks to Sis |
| (Now married and fat), |
| I can do this. |
| That I can do! |
| I can do that. |
