| Oh, pussy-titty, pussy-titty
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| And boom-titty-boom
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| Who wrote all the jokes on the wall in the men’s room?
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| Well I know it wasn’t me and it couldn’t been you
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| Cause all the jokes you know I know too
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| Hoo-hoo
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| Oh, pussy-titty, pussy-titty
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| And boom-titty-boom
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| Who drew all the pictures on the wall in the men’s room?
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| Well I know it wasn’t you, and it mighta been me
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| How could you draw what you never seen?
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| Hoo-hoo
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| Oh, pussy-titty, pussy-titty
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| And boom-titty-boom
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| Who put the crack in the soap on the sink in the men’s room?
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| Well a man is a man, is a man, is a man
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| If ya pee on your fingers, gotta wash your hands
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| Hoo-hoo
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| Oh, pussy-titty, pussy-titty
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| And boom-titty-boom
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| Who cast their vote on the wall in the men’s room?
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| Well I hope to God the word never gets around
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| That a vote on a men’s room wall don’t count
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| Hoo-hoo |