Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Pussy Heaven, artist - Dan Reeder. Album song Sweetheart, in the genre Музыка мираDate of issue: 21.04.2016
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Oh Boy
Song language: English
Pussy Heaven |
| Oh the shoes that i wear cost nine cents an hour |
| Which ain’t norwegian union scale but hell you know I’m there |
| They retire at 20 with a house on a fjord |
| And when they’re out of money they just go and get some more |
| And if you think it through you’ll find as I found |
| They’re just ain’t enough pussy heaven to go around |
| And if all the Chinese hit the brakes at one time |
| The whole goddamn planet would stop on a dime |
| And one side would burn up and the other side would freeze |
| So if you feel the need to pity someone you can pity me |
| And if you think it through you’ll find as I found |
| They’re just ain’t enough pussy heaven to go around |
| And the moral of this story is perfectly clear |
| While one guy walks, the other sits on daddy’s lap and steers |
| One cup is made of silver and the other’s made of clay |
| The rich don’t ever seem to know they’re rich anyway |
| And if you think it through you’ll find as I found |
| They’re just ain’t enough pussy heaven to go around |
| And if we all bred ponies and sailed boats across the sea |
| Imagine for a minute what a mess that would be |
| Cause who would drive the garabage trucks and who would sing the blues |
| And how could guys like me afford to buy a pair of shoes? |
| And if you think it through you’ll find as I found |
| They’re just ain’t enough pussy heaven to go around |