Lyrics Downaging - Dad Rocks!

Downaging

I found a broken-winged cormorant
that looked exactly like me after tour
I know that I am changing
And I’m not downaging anymore
Between these mountains
at the lakes I found a cure
The next drive north everything seemed so unsure
But my band still rocks!
And I became a boy when I received
my first Happy Meal toy
And I noticed a pair of breasts
and I did what I could
I did my very own best
To get this girl undressed
but I sadly failed the test
You let me know
that you’re made of snow
and that you will melt
if you are held
You’d melt into the lake
and each day I’d have a taste