| Yeah
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| Talk about being selfish
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| If you ain’t got a plan then you’re part of somebody else’s
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| I’m elfish
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| Render them fucking helpless
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| Your girl’s pussy smells like shellfish
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| And it squelches
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| Told 'em back in 1998
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| That I’m fucking great
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| Everything is bait
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| Boy, you’re late, oi
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| Waste mannerisms on point
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| I don’t smoke but I spark up the joint and set the alarms off
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| Fuck a wet towel
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| You ain’t in school now, grow up
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| Wil out and act the fool til you throw up
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| You only get two lives
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| The life you got until you realise you got one life
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| It’s not a lot, you better get your fucking wriggle on
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| He got his drink and his smoke on
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| Then he went home with something to nibble on
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| That’s where your dinner’s gone
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| All cold and eaten
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| Bruised, battered, told and beaten
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| Not everything you see is true
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| All you need to do is be
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| All you need to be is you
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| All I’m tryna do is me
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| Gotta tell 'em who you are
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| Confessions of an ordinary human being star
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| Remember when I used to leg it from the panda car
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| Middle fingers high
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| Nice try, no cigar
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| Shimmy shimmy ya
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| Call me Johnny Longstraw
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| My favourite pseudonym
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| Everywhere that he pops up they’ll be saluting him
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| I could babble on with some content that’s really conscious or
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| I could talk shit depending what fucking mood I’m in
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| Pardon me for being rude, guess I’m a rudeboy
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| Gave your dog a fucking dildo, that’s a chew toy
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| Slipping and falling in public places, that’s my new ploy
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| Just a div who lives in a huge void (hello?)
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| Oh
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| Just me then
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| Nothing here to see then
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| Need a pee and need to make some p then
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| Probably off his peanut in the East End
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| Getting sick of living for the weekend, oi
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| So what are my fucking choices?
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| Self-sabotaging thoughts or inner voices
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| Staying numb cos these feelings are fucking poisonous
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| Cracking on and make meanings out of these noises
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| Not everything you see is true
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| All you need to do is be
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| All you need to be is you
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| All I’m tryna do is me
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| Gotta tell 'em who you are
|
| Confessions of an ordinary human being star
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| Remember when I used to leg it from the panda car
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| Middle fingers high
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| Nice try, no cigar
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| Shimmy shimmy ya |