| My kitchen floor started cracking
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| And out jumped a man
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| Big, red and horny
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| I was shaking the devil’s hand
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| You’ve got hell of a reputation
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| And that’s the name of my game
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| And I’ve been digging all night
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| 'Cause I heard your name
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| Got a mean main reason have no fear
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| But first we’ll play some poker
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| And have a warm beer
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| Let’s play a little poker
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| And have a nice hot beer
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| I will smash your windows, burn your mail
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| I tied 10 knots on the devil’s tail
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| I can eat a horse, chew a nail
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| I tied 10 knots on the devil’s tail
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| D-A-D wouldn’t cross his trail
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| 'Cause I tied 10 knots on the devil’s tail
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| He’s the toughest man and he can’t fail
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| But I tied 10 knots on the devil’s tail
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| I sat down to the table
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| With the man that I once feared
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| He was drinking, humming, drinking
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| And scratching his beard
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| So we drank for about a fortnight
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| It seemed like some stupid test
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| Still I was sitting upright
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| Doing the things that I do best
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| But the poor devil looked a mess
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| I will smash your windows, burn your mail
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| I tied 10 knots on the devil’s tail
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| I can eat a horse, chew a nail
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| I tied 10 knots on the devil’s tail
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| D-A-D wouldn’t cross his trail
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| 'Cause I tied 10 knots on the devil’s tail
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| He’s the toughest man and he can’t fail
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| But I tied 10 knots on the devil’s tail
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| Though he was red
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| He seemed kind of pale
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| Then I tied 10 knots on the devil’s tail
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| I dumped him in his hole
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| Heard the echoes of his scream
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| Hey boyscout from below
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| Now tell me who’s mean
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| I will smash your windows, Burn your mail
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| I tied 10 knots on the devil’s tail
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| I can beat a horse chew nail
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| I tied 10 knots on the devil’s tail
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| I’m so tough I could kick a whale
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| 'Cause I tied 10 knots on the devil’s tail
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| I’m so mean i would eat a snail
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| I tied 10 knots on the devil’s tail
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| I will smash your windows, burn your mail
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| I tied 10 knots on the devil’s tail
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| I can eat a horse, chew a nail
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| I tied 10 knots on the devil’s tail
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| I’m so rough I spent summer in jail
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| 'cause I tied 10 knots on the devil’s tail |