Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Dr. Greenthumb, artist - Cypress Hill. Date of issue: 13.10.2014
Song language: English
Dr. Greenthumb |
| Hello, I’m Dr. Greenthumb |
| Have you ever had the problem of running out of weed |
| and just can’t find some anywhere? |
| Well try my Dr. Greenthumb grow tips |
| I’ll show you how to grow inside and out |
| From seed to clone, and the best homegrown |
| And if you’re afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky |
| No worries, we’ll fix them too |
| with one of our Dr. Greenthumb 'Sizzlean'screens |
| to block the nosy pig’s vision |
| Don’t believe me? |
| Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here Jed Sanders |
| how well it works |
| Hyuh, hyuh, hello mah name is Jaid |
| And ahm a farmer and I’ve been growin |
| mary-jah-wana fer about twenty years and uhh |
| uhh, with Dr. Greenthumb’s 'Sizzlean'screen |
| I don’t hafta point my shotgun |
| at them pesky porkers no more |
| Thanks Dr. Green, you’re tha shit |
| Yes, Dr. Greenthumb’s got it all, I guarantee it Try my book and you’ll have the chronic in no time |
| G *inhale* R *inhale* O-W |
| Hello Dr. Greenthumb, paging Dr. Greenthumb! |
| Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb |
| I’d like to tell you just where I’m from |
| In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields |
| The fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steels |
| Greenhouse effect with the weed connect |
| (Doctor) DEA can’t keep Greenthumb in check (Doctor!) |
| HPS, God Bless the whole crop |
| Please God, don’t let me see no cops |
| Trunkload, ready to hit the highway |
| Don’t let the eye in the sky fly my way |
| or we gonna have big trouble, that’s no shit |
| Can’t be growin without no permit |
| but fuck that, I study the 215 trip |
| That way when they come they can suck my dick |
| Weed can’t grow without attention |
| Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb |
| Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb |
| Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb! |
| I’d like to tell you just where I’m from |
| Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb |
| Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb |
| Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb! |
| I’d like to tell you just where I’m from |
| Aiyyo Dr. Greenthumb, come on back one time! |
| People can’t live without the herb man |
| If not they’d be drinkin and drivin and swervin |
| but thanks to Dr. Greenthumb weed grow |
| in the backyard or inside with hydro |
| To the cush plant brushin a tangerine dream |
| Tasty, blowin a fuckin smokescreen |
| Cycles of weed are constantly grown |
| Somebody give me the razor to cut groves |
| I’d like to stop, but it feels so good |
| Horny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood |
| Sticky angel, I wanna leave it alone |
| but never ever ever gotta worry from my home |
| What that funny sound knockin at the door (Open up it’s the DEA!) |
| Sorry Greenthumb can’t talk no more |
| Please don’t follow me into the sun |
| Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb |
| Out from the lab, no need for rehab |
| If I can’t drive then call me a cab (ese!) |
| In my closet the weed is dried out |
| Like Eiht said, ain’t no place to hide out |
| I don’t wanna buy no weed from no cop |
| Get knocked up and they close up my shop |
| That’s why I buy no weed from no one |
| That’s why they call me Dr. Greenthumb |
| The scientifical, mystical one |
| Growin my crops with the rays of the sun |
| Come one come all and see how it’s done |
| If you see the pigs there’s no need to run |
| Cause some of these pigs are down with Greenthumb |
| But you never know what be the outcome |
| You see the photo in the album |
| The weed is growin like my erection |
| Look I never told you where I was from |
| Some call me Real, but I’m Dr. Greenthumb |
| Dr. Greenthumb |
| Doctor, your Bulova plant needs special tending to Doctor, we need more oxygen we need more CO2 |
| Doctor, Dr. Greenthumb you’re needed |
| Doctor, dahyahahahhh… Doctor |