| You seemed like such a smart young man
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| And your Father’s got a lot of friends
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| We didn’t bother to check your references
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| We’re a successful company
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| With endless opportunity
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| So why must you shit where you eat?
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| It all started out in the warehouse
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| Watching the stock, watching the clock
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| Taking shots from a flask of scotch
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| My first evaluation came
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| Remarkably they sang my praise
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| «Keep up the pace. |
| You could see a raise in pay.»
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| This seemed like a good challenge to me
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| So I started a game of craps in the back alley
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| What better way to supplement minimum wage
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| Despite these bits of debauchery
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| The managers failed to notice me
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| So what the fuck?
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| I started stealing things
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| Once inventory rolled around
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| A few sku items could not be found
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| Some DVD’s and a wide screen TV
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| «We'll dock these items from your pay
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| We expect you to finish out the day
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| Your father must be so ashamed.»
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| Fuck you and your job
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| And I’ll shit where I want
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| This country is gonna go out with a bang
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| This country is headed for Dependence Day
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| So lay out your blankets and wait for the fireworks display
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| You’re restless, devoid, and your job keeps you broke
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| Big Business booms and makes sure that we don’t
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| So get in the ring, you just ran out of rope
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| I’ll give ten percent to the ten percent
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| Now hand me those classifieds |