| They took the shrine to the temple
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| But he wasn’t there
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| They checked the mosque and the chapel
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| No, not there
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| Since you’ve been away on holiday
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| The natives are all nightmares
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| Since you’ve been away on holiday
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| I did dream you’d disappear
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| You keep us on a leash you can’t conceive
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| But still must adhere to
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| The natives are whipping each other
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| Over which god they prefer
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| I wish you’d do us all a favor
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| And just differ
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| Since you’ve been away on holiday
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| We don’t know which god is which
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| And since you’ve been on holiday
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| It’s been harder to give a shit
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| So if you stayed away on holiday
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| We could get on with this
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| I mean we could evolve like this
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| If you’d just call it quits
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| Since you’ve been away on holiday
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| We’ve stomached your archaic rule
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| And Since you’ve been away on holiday
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| We’ve hosted some wars over you
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| So stay away on holiday — my friend
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| We don’t need your services;
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| Your excuses --
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| Your mysterious ways
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| What a mysterious way to be hanged
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| What a mysterious way to just go away
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| Lord let us go! |