| Just because I end a statement with «mate» doesn’t make ya me mate
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| I snatched the steak from your plate, then slap you in the face
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| They call me Nigel Mansell-'tache
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| With jazz in the background, fondling a bag of cash
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| And you don’t need to be told but I’m rare
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| Me blood coagulates into solid gold when exposed to the air
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| I burn trees, and blame Smokey the Bear
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| I’ve got flair, but the rest of me’s not there
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| I’ll be as happy as Pharrell once I stop larrying to Hell
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| Jack your stash of Gary’s and Valiums to sell
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| To meself, to help with the grief
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| While I’m dragging a gazelle by it’s hind legs with my teeth
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| «V» is for the Vallies, I need to forget the women
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| Who are now me exes, 'cause I couldn’t make it off the Z-list
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| And cult road man don’t slow dance with the money crop
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| And get caught, with both hands in the honey pot
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| I woke up, and hit the snooze button
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| This beat, makes me wanna sing the blues fuckin'
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| I tried to walk away but I stumbled like Macy Gray
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| I wrote this verse quicker than the time it takes to say |
| Aye, aye yo
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| It’ll be okay if we say so
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| Pay slow, we wanna war but we don’t wanna pay though
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| Ohh, today was a good day, today was a good day
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| Today was a good day, today was a good day
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| Yo, all these bitches wanna blow me off
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| They say I’m a nice guy, no I’m not
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| Okay I get it, it’s the D I give 'em
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| You say you want realism, I’m what real-isn't
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| That’s real noble of you Trell
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| Just tell it how it is, I hope no one’s doin' well
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| People tell me just knowing me is swell
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| Throw your bitch a white tee, a super soaker would’ve helped
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| (Wow) She got a hell of a rack
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| Intelligent? |
| Of course not, she’s a Trellion fan
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| I called Scott, what’s the mot' kidda
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| He said «Where you at?», I said I’m off the coast kidda
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| Bring bitches, ones who cook roast dinners
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| And roll Swishers, and only drink Olde English
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| In gold pimp cups
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| Wrestle Jaws to the cooking song
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| Lose a leg and carry on like there’s nothing wrong
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| Fuck rap, lets make Russian Donk
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| I moved out to Moscow like someone put me on
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| People often ask me what the fuck I’m on |
| My reply: «just your mum»
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| I’m fuckin' dumb
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| I try think of clever shit but nothin' comes
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| So I stick with what I know, nothin' much
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| Your girl might not swallow when I bust a nut
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| But tell her if her cookin' sucks, I’ma fuck her up
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| Like aye, aye yo, bitch, don’t ever bring me my steak cold
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| You better do what I say hoe
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| Or underneath a gravestone’s where you’ll lay holmes
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| But today was a good day, today was a good day
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| I didn’t even use my AK, I guess today was a good day
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| Huh, I guess I’m fast though
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| BMF shit, I get a half O
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| Buy a chain, buy a whip, but, fuck a smartphone
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| Cause I forget my pass code, I’m way too intelligent, shit
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| Bag of that fuego, I’m blazin' an element
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| It’s that Laigon regiment, North West resident
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| Gore-Tex, North Face, Cortez
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| I’m steppin' in the place
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| All-white Cortez
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| Turn yellow in the rave
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| I’m limpin' like a pimp with a cane
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| I’m on my Ricky James' shit sniffin' cocaine
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| That’s a hell of a drug, a hell of a drug
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| I’m benevolent but I’m an incredible cunt
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| Like, Cassie’s pussy |
| I have a kushy odour on the eds and them Xannies pushin' me over
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| Like, I hate being sober like Sosa
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| I’m all up and down
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| Bipolar my controller, cult Ayatollah
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| I am body drugged, it’s my persona
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| Change the channel, find the controller
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| I ain’t a little rat, I’m Fritz the Cat
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| Rock a Hitler 'tache, and keep my daughters in my Fritzl flat
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| Like, aye, aye yo!
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| Follow me deep in this cave, hoe
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| Like, I got my payroll
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| It’ll be okay if I say so
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| Today was a good day, today was a good day
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| Today was a good day, Today was a good day (or was it?)
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| It goes: one step, two step, three step, four step
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| Deliver Oz’s to your doorstep
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| Bitch, tell 'em who the man today
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| I’m at the rave, twisting J’s the size of Sandy’s brains
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| Yo, I tell a bitch skank away (skank bitch!)
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| But she’ll find me at the bar, sippin' Tanqueray
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| Shotty in the boot, might let it bang today
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| Hottie in the coup, givin' shines, made me slam the breaks
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| Ya bitch down to ride
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| Used to fucks with uppers, but now she love the downward time
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| Suttin', Suttin', Suttin', Cult Mountain life |
| Blow lines, no time for your sound advice
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| Plus I’m live-o, fill the styro'
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| I say I’m Milk, but what do I know? |
| Nothin'
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| I’m like a high rollin' cyclone
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| I’m on the yacht, you on the lilo
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| Fuck 'em
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| Yo Silk, pass the foil for the Oxy fix
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| I’m at the gate, movin' horse like a jockey’s whip
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| Your wife is on her knees tryna cop the dick
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| Look down like, sorry girl, I gots' to piss |