| As I came home on Monday night, as drunk as drunk could be.
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| I saw a horse outside the door, where my old horse should be.
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| I called my wife and I said to her, «Would you kindly tell to me.
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| Who owns the horse outside the door where my old horse should be?»
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| «Ah you’re drunk, you’re drunk you silly old fool, still you cannot see.
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| That’s a lovely sow my mother sent to me.»
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| «It's many a day I’ve travelled 100 miles or more but a saddle on a sow sure I
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| never saw before.»
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| As I came home on Tuesday night, as drunk as drunk could be.
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| I saw a coat behind the door, where my old coat should be.
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| I called my wife and I said to her, «Would you kindly tell to me.
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| Who owns the coat behind the door, where my old coat should be?»
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| «Ah you’re drunk, you’re drunk you silly old fool, still you cannot see.
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| That’s a lovely blanket my mother sent to me.»
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| «It's many a day I’ve travelled 100 miles or more but buttons on a blanket sure
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| I never saw before.»
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| As I came home on Wednesday night, as drunk as drunk could be.
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| I saw a pipe upon the chair, where my old pipe should be.
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| I called my wife and I said to her, «Would you kindly tell to me.
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| Who owns the pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be?»
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| «Ah you’re drunk, you’re drunk you silly old fool, still you cannot see.
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| That’s a lovely tinwhistle my mother sent to me.»
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| «It's many a day I’ve travelled 100 miles or more but a tobacco in a tinwhistle
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| sure I never saw before.»
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| As I came home on Thursday night, as drunk as drunk could be.
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| I saw some boots beneath the bed, where my old horse should be.
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| I called my wife and I said to her, «Would you kindly tell to me.
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| Who owns the boots beneath the bed where my old horse should be?»
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| «Ah you’re drunk, you’re drunk you silly old fool, still you cannot see.
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| That’s the pair of geranium pots my mother sent to me.»
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| «It's many a day I’ve travelled 100 miles or more but laces in geranium pots
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| sure I never saw before.»
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| As I came home on Friday night, as drunk as drunk could be.
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| I saw a head upon the bed, where my old head should be.
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| I called my wife and I said to her, «Would you kindly tell to me.
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| Who owns the head upon the bed where my old head should be?»
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| «Ah you’re drunk, you’re drunk you silly old fool, still you cannot see.
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| That’s a baby boy that my mother sent to me.»
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| «It's many a day I’ve travelled 100 miles or more but a baby boy with his
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| whiskers on sure I never saw before.»
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| As I came home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be.
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| I saw a man running out the door just after 10 past 3: 00.
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| I called my wife and I said to her, «Would you kindly tell to me.
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| Who was the man running out the door just after 10 past 3: 00?»
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| «Ah you’re drunk you’re drunk you silly old fool, still you cannot see.
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| That’s the King of England that my mother sent to me.»
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| «It's many a day I’ve travelled 100 miles or more but an Englishman who could
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| last till 3: 00 I never saw before.» |