Translation of the song lyrics Fumar y Ron - Crudo Means Raw, Rap Bang Club

Fumar y Ron (original)

Si es que tú te estresas por cualquier cuestión
Regálame una cita
Que para eso tengo la solución
Fumar y ron, fumar y ron, yeah, yeah
Fumar y ron, fumar y ron, yeah, yeah
Fumar y ron, fumar y ron, yeah, yeah
Soy el de la casa, soy el de la grasa
Soy el de la clave del Wi-Fi
La gringas dicen: «That's my guy»
Pero la colombiana: «Ay-ay ay»
¿Estamos melos?
Sisas, sisas
Boombap en chancletas y en manga siza
Beso, beso, agarrando camisa
Te eriza y te moja esa Leonisa
Pa' las necias que van a misa
La buena, buena, esas son las más lisas
Y yo que la cago y no doy ni risa
Te come el amague si vas deprisa
Pa' los despistados el golpe avisa
Pa' los torcidos tenga paliza
Te come el torcido, Torre de Piza
Ponla que la pinto a lo Mona Lisa
Si es que tú te estresas por cualquier cuestión
Regálame otra cita
Que para eso tengo la solución
Fumar y ron, fumar y ron, yeah, yeah
Fumar y ron, fumar y ron, yeah, yeah
Fumar y ron, fumar y ron, yeah, yeah
Fumar y ron, fumar y ron, yeah, yeah
Ill shit, hot shit
Déjame que me atreviese en tu plexo
Deep shit, right shit
Déjame armar el momento correcto
Diste clases
De carburar sin carbón, el momento
Instant classic
Pa' generar movimiento
Rápido y lento
Hippie o violento
Justo el invento, no me arrepiento
Vivir en el cuento desde no hace tanto
No te ofrezco encantos
Más allá de mis cantos
De las tizas, pisadas que en polvo levantó
Me matan los beats que mato
Miradas que me haces a ratos
Te sonrío y me arrebato
Por dentro, por fuera, está chill, muy guapo
Bien cocky, con cara de capo el trapo
Que llevo encima se ve hasta bien
Si me guío por otros batos
No entro y afuera nos llueve a lapos
Cual rocky con cara de capo
Gatos malos que cuidan nos deben cien
Fumar y ron, fumar y ron, yeah, yeah
Fumar y ron, fumar y ron, yeah, yeah
Fumar y ron, fumar y ron, yeah, yeah
Colombian sensual seduction
Music para la introduction
De tu estructura en slow motion
After midnight porno como Locomotion
Este es mi ocean de movimientos bucales
Que con vocales hace que tiembles sin tocarte
Sexy shit master
No te creas víctima pues intimidas
Cuando hablas y mi boca miras
La tuya humectas con ChapStick de vitaminas
Sabor cereza, así dominas
Player exquisita
Estas pupilas tuyas como mías
Dueña de mis movimientos de Karate tronco
Propagadora distante de mi morbo
Dijiste baby «¿Cómo que te encanto si no te conozco?»
Y yo pensando en dedicarte Rafael Orozco
Si es que tú te estresas por cualquier cuestión
Regálame otra cita
Que para eso tengo la solución
Fumar y ron, fumar y ron, yeah, yeah
Fumar y ron, fumar y ron, yeah, yeah
Fumar y ron, fumar y ron, yeah, yeah
Fumar y ron, fumar y ron, yeah, yeah

(translation)

If you get stressed about any issue
give me a date
That's why I have the solution
Smoke and rum, smoke and rum, yeah, yeah
Smoke and rum, smoke and rum, yeah, yeah
Smoke and rum, smoke and rum, yeah, yeah
I'm the one in the house, I'm the one with the fat
I'm the one with the Wi-Fi key
The gringas say: "That's my guy"
But the Colombian: «Ay-ay ay»
Are we honey?
armholes, armholes
Boombap in flip flops and sleeveless
Kiss, kiss, grabbing shirt
That Leonisa bristles and wets you
For the fools who go to mass
The good, good, those are the smoothest
And I screw it up and I don't even laugh
The feint eats you if you go fast
For the clueless, the blow warns
Pa' the crooked have a beating
The crooked eats you, Torre de Piza
Let her paint her like Mona Lisa
If you get stressed about any issue
give me another date
That's why I have the solution
Smoke and rum, smoke and rum, yeah, yeah
Smoke and rum, smoke and rum, yeah, yeah
Smoke and rum, smoke and rum, yeah, yeah
Smoke and rum, smoke and rum, yeah, yeah
Ill shit, hot shit
Let me dare in your plexus
Deep shit, right shit
Let me put together the right moment
you gave classes
Carburizing without carbon, the moment
instant classic
To generate movement
Fast and slow
hippie or violent
Just the invention, I don't regret it
Living in the story since not so long ago
I do not offer you charms
beyond my songs
From the chalk, footsteps that he raised in dust
The beats that I kill kill me
Looks you give me sometimes
I smile at you and I snatch
Inside, outside, he is chill, very handsome
Well cocky, with the face of a capo the rag
What I have on me looks good
If I am guided by other batos
I don't go in and it's raining outside
Which rocky with the face of a capo
Bad cats that care owe us a hundred
Smoke and rum, smoke and rum, yeah, yeah
Smoke and rum, smoke and rum, yeah, yeah
Smoke and rum, smoke and rum, yeah, yeah
Colombian sensual seduction
Music for the introduction
Of your structure in slow motion
After midnight porn as Locomotion
This is my ocean of mouth movements
That with vowels makes you tremble without touching you
sexy shitmaster
Do not think of yourself as a victim because you intimidate
When you speak and you look at my mouth
Yours you moisturize with ChapStick of vitamins
Cherry flavor, so you dominate
exquisite player
These pupils of yours like mine
Owner of my trunk Karate movements
Distant propagator of my morbidity
You said baby "How do you love me if I don't know you?"
And I thinking of dedicating you Rafael Orozco
If you get stressed about any issue
give me another date
That's why I have the solution
Smoke and rum, smoke and rum, yeah, yeah
Smoke and rum, smoke and rum, yeah, yeah
Smoke and rum, smoke and rum, yeah, yeah
Smoke and rum, smoke and rum, yeah, yeah