| 1-900-Off-Your Square |
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| Have you been feelin' like a lame? |
| Have you got played by bitch? |
| Do niggas mass up at you when you come around? |
| Do your car stay bust out with flat tires every day? |
| If you 've been havin' these contractions |
| Dial 1−900-I'm-off-mymuthafuckin'square |
| And we’ll come and beat your muthafuckin ass for fallin out |
| Thank you for your punk ass time |
| Sincerely |
| The Flict nigga |
