| Not everyone in new york would pay to see andrew lloyd webber
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| May his trousers fall down as he bows to the queen and the crown
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| I dont know what tune the orchestra played
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| But it went by me sickly sentimental
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| Can I have another piece of chocolate cake
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| Tammy bakers got a lot on her plate
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| Can I buy another cheap picasso fake
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| Andy warhol must be laughing in his grave
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| The band of the night take you to ethereal heights over dinner
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| And you wander the streets never reaching the heights that you seek
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| And the sugar that dripped from the violins bow made the children go crazy
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| Put a hole in the tooth of a hag
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| Can I have another piece of chocolate cake
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| Tammy baker must be losing her faith, yeah
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| Can I buy another cheap picasso fake
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| Andy warhol must be laughing in his grave
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| And dogs are on the road, were all tempting fate
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| Cars are shooting by with no number plates
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| And here comes missis hairy legs
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| I saw elvis presley walk out of a seven eleven
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| And a woman gave birth to a baby and then bowled 257
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| Now the excess of fat on your american bones
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| Will cushion the impact as you sink like a stone
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| Can I have another piece of chocolate cake
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| Tammy baker, tammy baker
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| Can I buy another cheap picasso fake
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| Cheap picasso, cheap picasso fake
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| Can I have another piece of chocolate cake
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| Kathy straker boy could she lose some weight
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| Can I buy another slice of real estate
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| Liberace must be laughing in his grave |