| Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy | 
| Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch | 
| Imagination sets in, pretty soon I’m singing | 
| Doo, doo, doo, looking out my back door | 
| There’s a giant doing cartwheels | 
| A statue wearing high heels | 
| Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn | 
| A dinosaur Victrola, listening to Buck Owens | 
| Doo, doo, doo, looking out my back door | 
| Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band | 
| Won’t you take a ride on the flying spoon? | 
| Doo, doo doo | 
| A wondrous apparition, provided by magician | 
| Doo, doo, doo, looking out my back door | 
| Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band | 
| Won’t you take a ride on the flying spoon? | 
| Doo, doo doo | 
| Bother me tomorrow, today I’ll bide no sorrows | 
| Doo, doo, doo, looking out my back door | 
| Forward troubles Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy | 
| Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn | 
| Bother me tomorrow, today I’ll buy no sorrows | 
| Doo, doo, doo, looking out my back door |