| I’ve got a brand new pair of genes
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| I’ve been to the doc, he’s got the means
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| He’s turned me into a Sex Machine
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| He’s given me a pair of enormous balls
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| That could even fill the Festival Hall
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| With schoolgirls *screaming* for more and more
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| (*sometimes creaming or even squeaming*)
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| I’m going to the doctor’s
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| It’s easy you see
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| No need for operations
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| And you’ll know how it feels
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| Tomorrow I get my hands done
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| With fifteen fingers and a phallic thumb
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| I’ll rattle the girls till they come and come
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| The stomach lining change has really done the trick
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| It brews alcohol and give me kicks
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| And makes me have supersonic sicks
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| I’ve got pricks on my toes and one on my nose
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| And some on my back that nobody knows
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| And the one I got first still grows and grows
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| I’ve got a set of clits hanging in my ear
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| I went to the doc to get a smear
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| He told me I had gonorrhoea
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| I nuclear prick is hidden up my bum
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| I tried it on a lady who likes some fun
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| And she got blown to kingdom come
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| (Explosion) |