| I took a smart drug today
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| Just to help me learn to read
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| 'Cause there’s a magazine
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| And it tells me 'bout the things that I need
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| Yeah, the pictures make me feel good
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| I don’t do those things, but I could
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| 'Cause I’m a modern man
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| And I’m trying everything that I can
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| I had an accident this morning
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| Now I’m stuck in bed
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| You know I put that television set upon my head
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| Yeah, the actor made me feel cool
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| He was handsome, he was no fool
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| The kinda man I feel like being on a Saturday
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| And I’ve seen you
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| And you’ve seen me
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| As we wait for collection
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| So we smile, to make the connection
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| But it won’t last
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| Oh because it goes too fast
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| Because we all
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| Have our own recollection
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| You know I drive all day
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| Just to prove I own a car
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| And when I drive all day
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| I never really drive that far
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| Yeah I like my feet on the ground
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| I said I like drivin' round and around
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| 'Cause I’m a modern man
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| And oh yeah I’ve got a lot on my mind
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| And you don’t need me
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| Just like I don’t need you
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| We’re gonna make it alone
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| 'Cause this is real
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| If you’re not ready, tell me why |
| You gotta look outta place
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| You’ve got the wrong kinda face
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| But you should learn
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| To love your reflection
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| This is natural selection
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| Yeah, I hope you pass inspection |