| Well it looks like I’m a dumb ass, I dropped the ball again
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| 'Cause the woman I love is pissed at me saying this has got to end
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| Now I tore it up late last night — got way too drunk, it’s true
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| Can I somehow make it up to her? |
| Is there anything I can do?
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| You’ve got to tell the girl you’re sorry for anything you ever said
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| Tell the girl you’re sorry for making her wish she was dead
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| Tell the girl your’e sorry for leaving her alone and cold
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| Tell the girl you’re sorry for being such an asshole
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| So she tells me she’s getting really really tired of the crap I tend to pull
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| Like showing up where she works naked covered in baby oil
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| Now I’m trying really hard, trying really hard, trying to keep my evil side in
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| check
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| But sometimes you just gotta kick the cat and deal with what you get
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| Tell the girl you’re sorry for being such a selfish jerk
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| Tell the girl you’re sorry for not caring that the kitty got hurt
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| Tell the girl you’re sorry 'cause the two of you still ain’t wed
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| Tell the girl you’re sorry for being such a shit head
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| I’ll say I’m wrong
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| Will this take long?
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| No need for you to go on and on
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| I earn my keep
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| Just give me peace
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| I swear I love you
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| Let me sleep
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| Now it seems that I must apologize even though I think I’m right
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| 'cause lordy knows, hone, if I don’t there will be no nookie tonight
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| So I slowly turn to the woman I love saying, «baby, baby, baby please»
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| Then I watch her smile and point to me saying, «Get down on your knees and…»
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| Tell the girl you’re sorry for everything you never said
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| Tell the girl you’re sorry for giving really lousy head
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| Tell the girl you’re sorry for feelings you can never show
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| Tell the girl you’re sorry for being such an asshole |