Lyrics Kelly Ripa - Cowboy Mouth

Kelly Ripa

Here I go, 9 a.m.,
Sittin' here starin' at the tube again
I’m in denial, I’m in defeat
'cause if I don’t get to see her I’ll be incomplete
Got no school, got no job
My friends keep sayin' I’m a lazy slob
But there’s one thing I can’t stand
Is when they’re talking while I’m watchin' Regis and…
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
A mommy with the body of a stripper
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
She’s so fine I’d settle for her dad
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
If I had some chocolate I would dip her
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
Why you wanna make a boy go bad?
Riding round, in my car
Worshiping a TV goddess from afar
There’s no way, I can see
Her ever leaving Regis just to be with me
My Girlfriend’s mad, cause I can’t pay
Attention to her, watchin' Ripa all day
It must be hard when you’re a girl
To be an Angelina in a Kelly world!
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
If she was a naughty girl I’d grip her
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
Rockin' all the polyester plaid
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
If she were a crime I’d commit her
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
Why you wanna make a boy go bad?
How’s a guy supposed to believe in everything he’s not?
Try my best to fight this fire with fire
Why you wanna try to take my TV set away?(hey!)
How am I supposed to wake and start another day?(hey!)
Clearly you are dealing with a desperate man who’s close to insane!
Lost my mind, the doctors say
They locked me up, but really that’s O.K.,
Cause my new nurse looks just like…
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
If she was a lollipop, I’d lick her
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
Kinda makes mistakes, she’s probably sad
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
A mommy with the body of a stripper
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa
She’s so fine I’d settle for her
Rockin' all the polyester
Why you wanna make a boy go mad?