| Hey there Kadala I hear you’re the whore of Tristram
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| We give you all of the shards we earn
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| And you give us some yellows
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| and some blues
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| instead of legendary loot
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| i swear it’s true
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| Hey there Kadala, I’ve been traveling for miles
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| killing demon lords and Goat men
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| saving shards so I can buy a pair of gloves
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| but you don’t show me any love
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| I’ve had enough
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| ohh kadala can’t you see
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| legendaries what i need
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| ohh kadala won’t you please
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| drop a zunimassa piece
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| pretty pretty please
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| Hey there Kadala, I heard Lyndon telling stories
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| of how you sell off your goodies
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| but the quality is really very bad
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| what you get you never can give back
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| please take it back
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| Hey there Kadala, i’ve got nothing left to give you
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| all the shards i’ve payed could pave a road
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| from westmarch back to tristram. |
| yes it does
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| My stash is full of arcane dust
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| i’m giving up.
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| ohh kadala can’t you see
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| legendaries what i need
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| ohh kadala could you please
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| Give me some Immortal King’s
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| 10 000 shards is pretty steep for you to take away my dreams of finishing my
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| build some time today. |
| My Friends all have completed sets, The neighbors think
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| i have tourettes because the Words I’m screaming while I Play. |
| Kadala I can
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| Promise you, if you give me another blue, I’m pretty sure that i will go insane,
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| and you’re to blame
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| Hey there Kadala, now you’re really gonna miss me, I am done giving my shards
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| to you and you giving me cruddy gear to use. |
| If Diablo wins it’s cause of you.
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| with all of your yellows and your blues. |
| Hey there Kadala, now we lose,
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| because of you…
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| ohh kadala can’t you see
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| legendaries what i need
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| ohh kadala could you please
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| drop a legendary piece
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| pretty pretty please
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| oooh oooh ooh |