Lyrics It Is My Duty - Country Teasers

It Is My Duty

Watch while the credit system fucks you in the ass, uh huh
You didn’t see that serpent sleepin' in the grass, uh huh
Adam your girlfriend has a pretty nice ass, uh huh
But that apple that she gave you was bad, uh huh
Young man in your wheelchair, stop whinin'
You shouldn’t have mortgaged your farm
Get up and start working on your crippled leg
You practised and can now use your arm
It is my duty to sing this song
People have waited
Too long
Too long
My country needs me
Like right needs wrong
Quentin Marsh
50 Lauderdale street
I had a wank tonight
Morgan, John
Young man in your wheelchair, stop whinin'
You shouldn’t have mortgaged your farm
Get up and start working on your crippled leg
You practised and can now use your arm
Back to the start
You can’t beat nature with girls
She made man the king of his world
But she wanted you to make good opposition
So gave you long brown legs and put your hair in curls
Yep the black ape is the king of his forest
He has a penthouse way high up in the trees
And if you’re gonna go to play chess with Michael Tyson
Wear a skirt cut way down below the knee
Or jeans
Please
Please
Please
Please
No you can’t beat a natural man
He will try to get you if he can
He has not acquired the social skills which guide the modern man
To keep his hand at his side when it reaches for your Nan
«Women are the Germans of humour» said John Morgan
And I believe that it is also true
That we are the Hitler of comedy
And everybody else is a Jew
The Jew
The Jew
The Jew
«Women are the Germans of humour» said John Morgan
And I believe that it is also true
That we are the Hitler of comedy
And everybody else is a Jew
I know it’s a hackneyed phrase
And you don’t wanna hear it in this song
But lads have been tired of lassies clap for so long
So long
So long
And if you disagree that it’s also vica-versa you’re wrong
Wrong
Old fashioned 90's people stop kidding yourselves on
Young man don’t accept that proffered cup of coffee
Get out when your dick has gone
Gone
Gone
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