| Pour the pitcher I’m the catcher J. D. Salinger
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| You the chump, face the champ your man’s a challenger
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| Poo and Booka Watu Penda Pesa, say boss didn’t pay us
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| I heard he saw clips
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| But I don’t clap them shits
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| I know about three or four who will give your ass
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| Six rounds of applause
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| It’s futile to haggle a contract clause
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| We only obey laws that coincide with the ones we make
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| If the Jager don’t kill me, the Goldschläger may
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| I plan to leave Las Vegas with seventeen geese
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| Sugar abuse yields mad tooth decay
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| Fools sniff cocaine
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| And those who spark bowls with butane
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| Have merely been tricked into a habit that’s hard to kick
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| But who invented the recipe?
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| He got expelled before his mind could grasp chemistry
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| Enemies of best friends of me
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| God only knows what makes me tick, Christ only tells me what to think
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| Spiru-Tein in my morning drink
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| Jack and Coke for the brunch one
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| Maybe it a Heiney for lunch, make it a tall one
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| Put me on the guest list plus one
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| So me and B can drink till' the fuckin' cows come
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| Hey kids don’t follow that dope
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| Zoloft, Celexa, Prozac the heck with ya
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| Self medicated equals less frustrated
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| When I see a Now or Later, I annihilate it
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| Sugar kills too, ask a diabetic
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| Flow’s sick beat’s pathetic
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| One and twos and copesthetic
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| Old beats deaded |