Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song X-M@$, artist - Corey Taylor. Date of issue: 09.12.2010
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
X-M@$ |
| Ho Ho Ho Ho! |
| There aint nothing more depressing than a pine tree |
| Gussied up candy canes and balls |
| Those carolers have kept me up for hours |
| Its Merry Christmas seeping through my walls |
| Now Im no wiccan commie or nothing |
| But theres one damn holiday that I cant stand |
| It aint Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools |
| But itll surely make a fool out of every man |
| HA |
| If I aint drunk then it aint Christmas |
| You know where to stick those jingle bells |
| If I aint hammered it aint hanukkah |
| And all you motherfuckers go to hell |
| If I aint cockeyed then it Kwanzaa |
| Joy to the world and jack and coke |
| If I aint drunk then it aint Christmas |
| Cause I never anything but broke |
| Now every year the malls are just a madhouse |
| Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles |
| Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit |
| And those colored lights are f*cking infantile |
| I think we collectively as the people |
| Should rise against this corporate jolly noise |
| And tell the world: |
| Lets buy some piece and quiet for a change |
| Before we spend it all on f*cking toys |
| HA |
| So if I aint drunk then it aint Christmas |
| You know where to stick those jingle bells |
| If I aint hammered it aint hanukkah |
| Fa la la la la go f*ck yourself! |
| If I aint cockeyed it aint Kwanzaa |
| Joy to the world of getting stoned |
| If I aint drunk then it aint Christmas |
| So leave this god damn scrooge the f*ck alone |
| HA |
| Merry F*ckin' Christmas! |