| I’m a lazy thing
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| Not a marathon runner
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| But if I’m in a hurry
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| I can walk a twenty minute mile
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| I’m dirt cheap
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| I save a lot of money
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| But I’m a fashion statement that never goes out of style
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| I still drive the ladies wild
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| Yes I’m a flip-flop making a stand
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| On a sole made of rubber in the shifting sand
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| Feel free to tread on me
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| Honey, I’m just being all I can be
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| A little flip-flop and I won’t stop
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| Rockin' the neighborhood
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| I slide right on and I slide right off
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| Take me or leave me but keep me from the garbage can
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| You’ll want me here when the weather gets warm
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| When you’re chilling in the swimsuit laying out working on a tan (yeah)
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| I’m your fair-weather friend, yeah baby
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| I’m a flip-fop dropping a beat
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| I’ll save your little piggies from the hot concrete
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| Feel free to tread on me
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| Honey, I’m just being all I can be
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| A little flip-flop and I won’t stop
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| Rockin' the neighborhood
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| I’m not a cowboy boot
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| A wing-tipped shoe or an elegant high heel
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| I’m not a heavy-duty work boot with a toe covered in steel
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| But I can take a whole lot of abuse, yeah, yeah |
| I can’t go to church
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| I can’t go out dancing
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| I can’t have a nice diner
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| Can’t take you to a Broadway show, no
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| The office place, it wasn’t made for me
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| You can’t make it in the rat race if you like to take it slow, no, no, no
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| The world’s a big dress coat
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| And I’m a flip-flop making a stand
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| On a sole made of rubber in the shifting sand
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| Feel free to tread on me
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| Honey, I’m just being all I can be
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| A little flip-flop and I won’t stop
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| Rockin' the neighborhood
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| I’m a flip-flop and I won’t stop rockin'
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| I’m a flip-flop and I won’t stop rockin' |