| Women asked how many times I practiced promiscuity
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| That depends… before or after I hit puberty?
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| I was six watchin hoes slob
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| The dough mom gave the babysitter also covered the blow job
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| Older cousin’s tongue bathed the balls
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| I confess, I was molested at seven. | 
| No complaints at all
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| And if I did complain, it’s when she’d give me brain
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| And teeth scrape my dick like a dog playing frisbee games
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| When I pay for snatch, I’ll eat a cat’s bleedin
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| And keep the reciepts as a write off for tax season
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| I’ll take your slore home
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| Let her pick her favorite thong
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| Play DJ and have her suck me off to her favorite song
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| Make sure the handycam is on
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| Fuck a threesome, I’m takin you, your mom, your niece and your granny on
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| And any other family member with tits and a cunt
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| Whip my dick out at the reunion like…"Is this what you want?"
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| Cuz.
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| If it’s a dick you want, I got inches
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| If it’s a chick you want, I got bitches
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| Whether lesbian, or the best of friends
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| You can spread your legs open and let me it
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| What’s a nice girl like you doin suckin my cock?
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| Or gettin pulled over for speedin and fuckin a cop?
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| Whether you loved it or not, you still did it to get out of a ticket
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| Now suck my dick before I beat the shit outta you with it
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| Want a milkshake? | 
| Suck the shit out and you’ll get it
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| Six four and I’ll fuck the shit out of a midget
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| Lived out most men’s dreams when I was seventeen
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| Been through more shit than most porn stars ever seen
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| I’m not sure which bitch to bone next
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| I got AT&T operators callin me for phone sex
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| I’ll make you get wet, cum til you smile and moan
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| And once I bust a nut all you’ll hear is a dial tone
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| Imagine me givin one shit about a dumb bitch
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| Coulda wrote a book titled 'One Million and One Clits'
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| To which of you bitches am I givin it to?
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| When they get to know me first I’m diggin you… now
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| Let me stick my dick in you
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| Repeat chorus x’s 2
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| In the middle of the night
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| Pillow fight
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| With a widow and a dyke
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| Dress up as the ex-husband with the widow on the right
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| To my left is the dyke
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| As I bite on the nipple of her tit
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| Pushed the widow’s head to nibble on her clit
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| Tape it and sell it off the net
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| For a bitch mad I did it without consent, you’re awfully wet
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| Got hoes suspicious. | 
| Even one peg leg bitches
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| After I came, fucked em with they own leg
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| They ain’t know the difference
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| Your cunt’s wet and your pants are soaked with it
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| I don’t discriminate, even cancer hoes get it
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| So open up, I’mma cram your throat with it
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| I want you to suck just like the antedote’s in it
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| All you strong women claimin queen to the universe
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| I’ll fill you with Kahlua and cream on your newest skirt
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| So the moral of the story
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| Is you ain’t gettin backstage if you ain’t givin oral in a orgy |