Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Ghetto Cartoon, artist - Coolio. Date of issue: 18.07.1994
Song language: English
Ghetto Cartoon |
| Once upon a time in a land called fuck |
| Lived a duck named Donald and his mother was a cluck |
| Mickey Mouse wore a rag, pants in a sag |
| Neighborhood kingpin, but his brother was a fag |
| Donald had beef, so Mickey couldn’t sleep |
| They was fuedin for a while, and it was gettin kinda deep |
| Bugs Bunny had the props on the Eastside spots |
| Known to hit a five from a mile with a Glock |
| Goofy was Mickey Mouse righthand man |
| One day smoked a stick, and came up with a plan |
| Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers from Chicago |
| And gave them 5k to eliminate Donald |
| But what they didn’t know, is Donald was a G |
| Had big time respect, from the West to the East |
| Have ya ass a seat, and listen to the funk |
| First chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghetto |
| Huey and Duey and Louie with a uzi |
| Shot down Mickey Mouse main ho Minnie |
| Everybody know Minnie got shot down |
| And the cop on the case was Huckleberry Hound |
| Huckleberry had a Deputy, by the name of Dog |
| Eye-witness to the crime was Kermit the Frog |
| But Kermit was scared and he wouldn’t testify |
| Pixie and Dixie just did a driveby |
| On Donald Duck, but they shot and they missed |
| And now Bugs Bunny is gettin kind of pissed |
| Cause the shot that they missed hit his homeboy Elmer- |
| Fudd sellin bud on the motherfuckin corner |
| The future’s lookin shitty in fuck city |
| So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy |
| Niggas from the street, know that’s how it goes |
| Scene two in the funky cartoon from the ghetto |
| Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is dead |
| Quick Draw McGraw took two to the head |
| Huey and Duey and Louie got caught |
| And now they in the county, ready to sell out |
| Pixie and Dixie’s on the run from the mob |
| Cause they tried to kill Donald and they didn’t do the job |
| Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin drunk |
| Pulled a Glock on Beetlejuice, but Miss Piggy had a pump |
| Donald got the word that his nephews was snitchin |
| So Tom and Jerry stuck em on they way to the kitchen |
| Goofy was a punk and everybody knew |
| Him and Huckleberry Hound was spotted drinkin brew |
| In the alley out back, in the corner in the dark |
| But they both got smoked by Jabberjaw the Shark |
| Donald Duck got the whole damn city sewed up |
| In a ghetto cartoon in a land called fuck |