| Salutations
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| To whom it may concern
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| The litter box has overflowed
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| The frozen dinner burned
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| Oh we’re running low on wine, my man
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| Could you please swing by the store
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| My TV’s just reality
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| And I can’t watch no more
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| There’s a shining diamond somewhere
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| Where a kid is striking out
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| His dad is in the dugout
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| He’s foaming at the mouth
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| A stomach’s turning sour inside
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| Of a disappointed scout
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| Yeah he thought he’d found the real deal
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| But now he’s got his doubts
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| So it’s over before it began
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| But I could nurse you in the triage
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| I could stick you with some pins
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| But it’s hopeless
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| These rules make no sense
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| First they say we can’t be lovers
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| And now they say we can’t be friends
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| Ruminations
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| This medicine don’t work
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| Had that same thought ten thousand times
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| It’s only getting worse
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| Swore off temptation
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| But what if it’s what I really wanna do
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| But how could I apologize
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| For telling you the truth
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| There’s a burnt out light bulb above my head
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| It’s storing my ideas
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| There’s a yearbook on the book shelf
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| That can’t explain the years
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| Well I never should have signed it
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| But you know summer’s coming soon
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| When I almost drowned you gave me mouth to mouth
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| Beside your neighbor’s pool
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| It was over before it began
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| You could’ve left me in the water
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| But you made me live again
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| And I’m sorry
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| I can’t pay you back
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| I wanna hold you 'til the world dissolves
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| But we just can’t get attached |