| She never cried when old Yeller died
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| She wasn’t washed in the blood of the lamb
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| She never stood up for the star spangled banner
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| And she wasn’t a John Wayne fan
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| Her baby blue eyes had the warning signs
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| That woman was bad to the bone
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| She never cried when old Yeller died
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| So do you think I’ll cry when she’s gone
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| So desperate, I answered an ad in the personals
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| Hoping to find me a date
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| A good lookin' non smokin' full figured Leo
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| Was looking to find her a mate
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| We hit it off, we got it on My love was growing so strong
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| Then I started seeing a side of that woman
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| I should have seen all along
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| She never cried when old Yeller died
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| She wasn’t washed in the blood of the lamb
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| She never stood up for the star spangled banner
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| And she wasn’t a John Wayne fan
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| Her baby blue eyes had the warning signs
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| That woman was bad to the bone
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| She never cried when old Yeller died
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| So do you think I’ll cry when she’s gone
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| I can’t believe I just didn’t see
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| The writing there on the wall
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| Listening to those Barry Mannilow records
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| Was just one of her character flaws
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| Sometimes she was rude, unnaturally crude
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| But this good old boy let it pass
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| But when she cussed in front of my mom
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| I told she could kiss my She never cried when old Yeller died
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| She wasn’t washed in the blood of the lamb
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| She never stood up for the star spangled banner
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| And she wasn’t a John Wayne fan
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| Her baby blue eyes had the warning signs
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| That woman was bad to the bone
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| She never cried when old Yeller died
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| So do you think I’ll cry when she’s gone
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| She never cried when old Yeller died
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| And I ain’t gonna cry when she’s gone |