| All pissed up, about to go on
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| And then a stranger strolls into the bar
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| Oh no, he’s turned up again
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| And he’s dressed up like we was a mars bar
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| No one knows him, no one likes him
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| What are we gonna do?
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| One of the lads takes exception
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| And decides that it’s him he’s gonna do
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| He’s a nutter!
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| He’s a nutjob — has he got any brains? |
| (3x)
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| Will we ever see him again?
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| I bet you all remember about that
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| time
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| When Carrot met Nutter on the bus
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| Back in ‘85, the nutter came alive
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| He found us on a ferry to Holland
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| Picked on the hippies and they ran away
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| But we all stayed and stood
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| The nutter with his bullworker build
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| With his creeps he thought he looked good
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| Next time we saw him we didn’t
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| recognize him
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| But we came across him due to thirst
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| A few beers, back to the gig
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| Appearing out of the blue
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| Telling us his name was monster
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| Swinging rice flails, he thought he was big
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| But in his mind he was just a big kid |