| She’s a vamp!
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| She’s a pert!
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| She’s a snake in the grass in a skirt!
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| Oh she waddles along like a duck on the loose
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| All she needs is the feathers, she’s got the caboose!
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| When she gives
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| Them the eye
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| If they’re over sixteen it’s «goodbye!»
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| Oh it’s not that we’re worried and not that we care…
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| But oh, what my hands could do to her hair!
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| Lola, we adore you, who could ever take your place?
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| We’re all pulling for you
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| We’d love to see you fall on your face
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| She’s a bore!
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| She’s a pest!
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| She’s a lot of bad news from the west!
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| Oh she’s taken our boys an' she oughta be poisoned
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| We hate her!
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| But aside of that…
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| We’re all very fond of Miss Pratt
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| She’s a dream!
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| Yessiree!
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| But how bad can a dream get to be?
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| Oh how much of her nonsense have we got to take?
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| If she’d only jump, I’d furnish the lake!
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| She’s a friend
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| Yes, indeed
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| But the kind of a friend you don’t need
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| Generosity’s one thing the girl doesn’t lack
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| Why she’d even give you the shirt off my back!
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| Lola, we adore you
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| With the hands they long to touch
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| Lola, when you leave us…
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| We’ll miss you, dear, but not very much!
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| She’s so toot!
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| She’s so tweet!
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| As she twavels awong down the stweet
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| With her dear ickle Floppit, why doesn’t she stop it?
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| The overstuffed boy-crazy brat!
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| But we’re very fond of…
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| Tewibwy fond of…
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| Twemendously fond of…
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| Miss Pratt! |