| Arthur:
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| Lady, will you marry me?
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| Lady:
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| I thought you’d never ask.
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| Scene changes to the Vegas Drive-Up Wedding Chapel
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| and the Girls enter in short Wedding Dresses.
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| Girls:
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| We are not yet wed
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| And we’re nearly at the end
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| It is time that we Went and found a friend
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| Is there someone who
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| Can help us in out quest?
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| We’re already dressed
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| Although we’re not yet wed.
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| Enter the boys with top hats and tails.
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| Men:
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| We are not yet dead
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| That??? |
| s the best thing to be said
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| We are not yet dead
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| So we might as well get wed
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| Could it be much worse
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| Is marriage such a curse?
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| Might as well get married
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| Cos we are not yet wed
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| Wedding Match.
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| Enter Lancelot and Herbert married. |
| In great fasions.
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| Herbert:
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| So you see it??? |
| s all a show, happy ending and all
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| And that just makes me want to sing??¦
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| They all look for Father but he doesn??? |
| t come on so Herbert starts to sing??¦
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| Herbert:
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| When you??? |
| re lost
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| On life??? |
| s trail
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| And you feel doomed to fail
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| Do not fail
|
| Find Your Male
|
| Find Your Male
|
| That??? |
| s your Grail
|
| Lance:
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| Just think Herbert, in a thousand years time this will still be controversial.
|
| Enter Robin, suitably dressed in white tie and tails.
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| Robin:
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| And I too have found my grail.
|
| Ensemble:
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| What??? |
| s that?
|
| Robin:
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| Musical Theatre!
|
| (singing)
|
| Robin:
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| You can sing
|
| You can dance
|
| And you won??? |
| t soil your pants
|
| In your white tie and tail
|
| Find your Grail
|
| Find your Grail
|
| Hallelujah a Broadway wedding!
|
| Enter Arthur and Guinevere married. |
| Guinevere is in a gorgeous wedding gown.
|
| Arthur and Guinevere:
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| So be strong
|
| Here comes the bride
|
| Keep right on.
|
| Here comes the groom
|
| To the end of your song
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| Hallelujah
|
| Guinevere:
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| Do not fail
|
| Find your Male
|
| Arthur:
|
| Dressed in??? |
| mail???
|
| Find your Grail
|
| Sing Hallelujah they??? |
| ve found their grail.
|
| Arthur:
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| Life is really up to you
|
| You must choose what to pursue
|
| A Broadway wedding
|
| Guinevere:
|
| Set your mind on what to find
|
| And there??? |
| s nothing you can??? |
| t do All:
|
| Go and find your grail
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| Arthur and Guinevere:
|
| So keep right to the end
|
| You??? |
| ll find your goal my friend
|
| Find you friend!
|
| All:
|
| Then the prize you won??? |
| t fail
|
| Find your Grail
|
| Find your Grail!
|
| Father:
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| Stop that. |
| Stop that. |
| Stop it! |
| No more bloody singing??¦
|
| Lancelot whacks him on the head
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| For this is the Show that ends like this! |