| Growin' up I remember one year
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| My uncle Titus had a bright idear
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| He’s gonna bottle up his own brew
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| Figured he could make a million or two
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| Taste wasn’t gonna be his claim to fame
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| What he was bankin' on was all in the name
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| He called it
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| Titty’s Titty’s Titty’s Beer
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| Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear
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| Whether you’re from the country or a big ol' city
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| One things for sure everybody loves Titty’s
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| He had his marketing plan worked up
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| He’s gonna sell 'em all in big ol' jugs
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| He wouldn’t package 'em in a six pack
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| He’s gonna sell 'em by the pair and call it a rack
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| And he was sure it was the next big thing
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| With Dolly Parton in his ad campaign
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| Selling
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| Titty’s Titty’s Titty’s Beer
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| Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear
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| Whether you’re from the country or a big ol' city
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| One things for sure everybody loves Titty’s
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| Somebody get a nipple for that thing
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| Happy hour two for one
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| Talkin' 'bout a beer buzz son
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| After work at the ball game or shootin' the bull
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| Anytime is the right time for a big ol' hand full of
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| Titty’s Titty’s Titty’s Beer
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| Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear
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| Whether you’re from the country or a big ol' city
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| One things for sure everybody loves Titty’s
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| One things for sure everybody loves Titty’s
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| When you work real hard and your day’s gone shitty
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| What could be better than a big ol' mouthful of Titty’s
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| Come on boys, girls too
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| Hey Colt lets get us a six pack on that motor boat
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| Yeah
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| I like 'em cold
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| Me too
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| You know what, somebody get me a pair of them I’m thirsty
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| Ohh wee
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| Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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| Ahh, yeah |