| He’s got a backhoe, its caterpillar yeller
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| He’s a heller rockafella with drank a story teller
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| With a DUI he’s illegal to drive
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| But he legally drinks and gets illegally high
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| Then one night while he’s up in the sky
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| He looked at that backhoe ask himself why not
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| I’m gonna drive that thing, it’s a loop hole man
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| This DUI don’t contain
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| I’m gonna drive it to the bar down on main street now
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| He’s diggin'
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| Got a hot little honey hangin' outta that cab
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| Diggin'
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| Got the windows tinted and a base tube hittin' like
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| Diggin'
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| Creepin' past the po-po incognito like Joe Dirt
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| That’s how he’s livin', life’s a garden man
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| And he’s just diggin'
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| He’s wearin' a cat hat with a meow meow kitty
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| Rolls up in the club pimpin' like denny
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| With the beer tippin' just sippin' ol' sud
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| Puttin' shots back, trippin' with with a bud
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| He’s 10 beers in about 12 o clock
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| But to all the girls who’s startin' to flock
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| He said, «Hey ladies time to go home.
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| We can’t stay here; |
| who wants to go?»
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| About then the valet pulled that back hoe up now
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| He’s diggin'
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| Got three little honeys hangin' outta that cab
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| Diggin'
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| Got the windows tinted and a base tube hittin' like
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| Diggin'
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| Creepin' past the po-po incognito like Joe Dirt
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| That’s how he’s livin', life’s a garden man
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| And he’s just diggin'
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| It was about 2:35 around 2:45
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| He was tryin' to find his address 2:55
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| He was drunk as a skunk and high as a kite
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| Swervin' right and left when they flipped the blue lights
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| Trooper said, «Boy I ain’t tryin' to be hatin'
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| But you’re operatin' intoxicatin' violatin' every bit of the law.»
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| He said, occifer no I’m just…
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| Diggin'
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| Look at all them honeys hangin' outta that cab
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| Diggin'
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| With the windows tinted and the base tube hittin' like
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| Diggin'
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| Beggin' yo yo po-po you gotta let me go yo like Joe Dirt
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| That’s how he’s livin', life’s a garden man
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| And he’s just diggin'
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| Yo yo po-po you gotta let me go yo
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| Yo yo po-po you gotta let me go yo
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| Come on now occifer
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| You know I’m just tryin' to make it home
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| I don’t mean to cause no problems
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| But I got all these girls; |
| I gotta get 'em home safe
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| That’s what any ol' country boy would do
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| I promise I’m going home right now
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| Just let me, come on now
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| Everything’s gonna be fine
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| We just out here diggin' a lil' bit
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| You dig? |
| Ha ha ha ha ha |