| He’s got a backhoe, its caterpillar yeller | 
| He’s a heller rockafella with drank a story teller | 
| With a DUI he’s illegal to drive | 
| But he legally drinks and gets illegally high | 
| Then one night while he’s up in the sky | 
| He looked at that backhoe ask himself why not | 
| I’m gonna drive that thing, it’s a loop hole man | 
| This DUI don’t contain | 
| I’m gonna drive it to the bar down on main street now | 
| He’s diggin' | 
| Got a hot little honey hangin' outta that cab | 
| Diggin' | 
| Got the windows tinted and a base tube hittin' like | 
| Diggin' | 
| Creepin' past the po-po incognito like Joe Dirt | 
| That’s how he’s livin', life’s a garden man | 
| And he’s just diggin' | 
| He’s wearin' a cat hat with a meow meow kitty | 
| Rolls up in the club pimpin' like denny | 
| With the beer tippin' just sippin' ol' sud | 
| Puttin' shots back, trippin' with with a bud | 
| He’s 10 beers in about 12 o clock | 
| But to all the girls who’s startin' to flock | 
| He said, «Hey ladies time to go home. | 
| We can’t stay here; | 
| who wants to go?» | 
| About then the valet pulled that back hoe up now | 
| He’s diggin' | 
| Got three little honeys hangin' outta that cab | 
| Diggin' | 
| Got the windows tinted and a base tube hittin' like | 
| Diggin' | 
| Creepin' past the po-po incognito like Joe Dirt | 
| That’s how he’s livin', life’s a garden man | 
| And he’s just diggin' | 
| It was about 2:35 around 2:45 | 
| He was tryin' to find his address 2:55 | 
| He was drunk as a skunk and high as a kite | 
| Swervin' right and left when they flipped the blue lights | 
| Trooper said, «Boy I ain’t tryin' to be hatin' | 
| But you’re operatin' intoxicatin' violatin' every bit of the law.» | 
| He said, occifer no I’m just… | 
| Diggin' | 
| Look at all them honeys hangin' outta that cab | 
| Diggin' | 
| With the windows tinted and the base tube hittin' like | 
| Diggin' | 
| Beggin' yo yo po-po you gotta let me go yo like Joe Dirt | 
| That’s how he’s livin', life’s a garden man | 
| And he’s just diggin' | 
| Yo yo po-po you gotta let me go yo | 
| Yo yo po-po you gotta let me go yo | 
| Come on now occifer | 
| You know I’m just tryin' to make it home | 
| I don’t mean to cause no problems | 
| But I got all these girls; | 
| I gotta get 'em home safe | 
| That’s what any ol' country boy would do | 
| I promise I’m going home right now | 
| Just let me, come on now | 
| Everything’s gonna be fine | 
| We just out here diggin' a lil' bit | 
| You dig? | 
| Ha ha ha ha ha |