| Rejoice, friends
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| Big government is over
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| From now on, instead of community
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| You will be left
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| In the marketplace
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| To fend for yourselves
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| Claw for yourselves
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| Stab for yourselves
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| Guard for yourselves
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| What little money, savings, dignity, and shelter you have left
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| After your jobs are downsized
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| And exported to Mexico
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| Tennis shoes made by slaves in camps in Indonesia
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| Computer jobs sent across the ocean to Indonesia
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| You will be next unless you bow down, lick our boots
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| And throw your benefits away
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| Your raises away
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| And this is all you have to look forward to
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| Forever and ever and ever
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| As more and more benefits are slashed
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| No more tax-and-spend welfare state
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| A windfall from tax cuts for the rich
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| As more and more people
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| Out in the cold on the street
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| Begging for money
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| And when that doesn’t work
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| Robbing people
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| Carjacking
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| Home invasion
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| Everyone taught
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| That life is so cheap
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| There’s nothing to look forward to
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| Except what you can score
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| (And smoke in a pipe)
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| Ending welfare as we know it
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| Means third world crime as we know it
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| So why is it
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| All these young people today
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| Misbehave
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| Misbehave
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| Misbehave
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| Don’t they appreciate the world we’ve built for them?
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| Crappy jobs
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| Dog-eat-dog
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| No compassion
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| In the marketplace
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| If you like school
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| You’ll love work
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| Instead they ditch school
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| And hang out on the screet
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| Yob culture (Hooah!)
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| Young hooligans
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| Everywhere you look (Hooah! x3)
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| On TV anyway
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| And in the newspaper
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| They’re causing trouble (Hooah! x3)
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| More and more people
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| Will pour in the streets
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| As their rents go up
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| And job opportunities go down
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| So we have to keep them down
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| Before they rise up
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| And burn our house of cards to the ground
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| It’s just the cost of doing business
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| In third world countries where we keep the peasants down
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| We have to live in armed compounds, armed guards
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| Play tennis
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| At gunpoint
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| A different route to work behind bulletproof glass each day
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| But hey, the more the hordes hate you, more status you’ve got
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| Why not do this with the whole world?
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| With GATT treaties
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| Downsizing
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| But what about those goddamn hooligans in the street?
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| We stole their future
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| It’s all their fault
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| We must lock them up
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| There’s no room in the jails
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| So the best way to sweep them away
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| Make every home a prison today
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| Curfew
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| Curfew
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| Who cares how much our leaders are corrupt, as long as they’re tough on crime
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| Curfew
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| Keep them away
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| Curfew
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| No longer unauthorized activity
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| You can’t leave the home without an electronic ankle bracelet
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| Your offenders must be tagged and watched at all times
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| Tag their parents with bracelets too if they don’t obey
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| For that matter, tag them at work and make them stay
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| The main enemy
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| Terrorist threat
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| Is your own children
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| Think about it
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| The music they listen to
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| That tells them the world is bad
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| It’s the songs that are the problem, not the violence outside
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| Keep them locked up
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| Keep them in curfew
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| Put them away
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| Don’t let them out
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| We’re tougher on crime
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| Before the election
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| We want a national law establishing children’s bedtime
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| The bedtime patrol
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| Will check up on you
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| Bedtime patrol
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| Make sure your bracelet’s on
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| The nanny state
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| To reach down your pants
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| And check and see if you’ve been moistening yourselves
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| With any unauthorized substance
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| Without permission
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| Tag them
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| Curfew them
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| Keep them down
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| Keep them at home
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| To school
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| To rent a video on the way home
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| And stay home
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| Just like at work
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| Do not gather after dark
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| Curfew
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| It’s such a family-oriented word
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| A much more acceptable, smiling, soft word
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| A much more palatable concept
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| Than martial law
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| Put your bracelets on
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| You’re safer when you’re watched
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| Don’t go outside
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| You’ll set the alarm off
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| Curfew
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| Forever and ever and ever |