| Sunday nights that you want her like velvet cake
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| Sweet heart can bargain half price mistakes
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| She will go down with her ship like a good captain
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| You’re sitting on the dock playing for an audience of one
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| Pacing your apartment’s linoleum floors
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| Get a call from an old friend she never liked him before
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| He will drive all over three lanes while you tight, shotgun
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| Windshield wipers waving for an audience of one
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| You came out from the country wearing mamas clothes
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| You were born in the city with daddy’s domino’s
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| You need a record you can move to Well we got one
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| Drop the needle, we are playing for an audience of one
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| Drop the needle, we are playing for an audience of one
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| One gets all of you
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| Two’s jealous
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| Three gets even less
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| Four divides you up, then you’re left
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| Pleasing all your guests
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| Reach out and put your finger and touch the globe
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| Spin it round and where it stops you got to pack your bags and go Land in the Mojave desert, sing for the sun
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| Three’s too many when you’re playing for an audience of one
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| Two’s too busy when you’re playing for an audience of one
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| One is the only when you’re playing for an audience of one |